A.L. Harper

What I need is a man with a long tongue

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"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. " -- Plato.

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Songs That Touch My Soul

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

We all have them, songs that touch a secret place in your soul – sometimes secret even from you. They can grow and occasionally fester in you like an open wound, or they can heal you, fill you up and inspire you. Sometimes they don't even reflect your musical tastes. They can […]

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A “Valentines Day” For Men

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006

Blowjobs for everyone!

Boys, you did all the hard work. You searched high and low for that perfect gift for your lovely lady in the weeks running up to Valentine’s Day. And now you have a special day all your own. No, it’s not don’t-have-to-take-out-the-trash day, it’s not even men-watch-football-without-being-nagged day. It’s […]

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Sex tips for MEN

Monday, January 2nd, 2006

It’s not that she doesn’t want to….It’s just that you’re crap.

No, really, you are. Women LOVE sex just as much as men do. Really! If it’s good women LOVE to fuck. If your girlfriend or partner (or other) doesn’t want to have sex it’s because you’re crap. Of course […]

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