Blowjobs for everyone!
Boys, you did all the hard work. You searched high and low for that perfect gift for your lovely lady in the weeks running up to Valentine’s Day. And now you have a special day all your own. No, it’s not don’t-have-to-take-out-the-trash day, it’s not even men-watch-football-without-being-nagged day. It’s Steak and Blowjob day!
March 20th is now officially Steak and Blowjob day. The day when your woman can show you how much she appreciates you and all you do for her by serving you a steak on her knees. After all the way to a man’s heart is with meat - this holiday will cover all the bases.Ladies, I suggest you put just as much effort into Steak and Blowjob day as he did into Valentine’s Day. Did you get a bouquet of beautiful flowers, some fine chocolates and a four star dinner. Then your man deserves the best, most tender cut of steak and mind blowing fellatio you can offer. No doubt by showing your man how much you appreciate him you’ll be filled with the lovely feeling that you get when you do something to make someone else feel appreciated.
But if you, as I suspect is the case for most women, got only gas station flowers, a packet of gum and a bargain-bin card then I guess your man deserves all he gets. Or all he doesn’t get.
Foot Note - if you need a little help in the art of fellatio I discovered some interesting and truly side splitting tips.
why is this most important holiday not on my calendar???
The Ugly American
March 1st, 2006